Meet John —
The Scientist Who Debugs With a Hammer 🔨

"Computer Teacher by day… Scientist by confusion." 🌙

See The Legend 🤯

John Sir 🎓 | GD Goenka, Purnea

Who is John? 🤔

Even John doesn't fully understand. Let's try anyway.

Computer Teacher WiFi Theorist Banana Coder

🌟 The Legend of John

John is the legendary Computer Teacher at GD Goenka School, Purnea — He once tried to install RAM into a toaster and believes WiFi comes from the Moon via banana peels. 🌕🍌

🔨 "Debugs code with a hammer" — 3 keyboards sacrificed for science. RIP ⌨️

📡 "Invented Offline Internet" — it's like the internet but without the internet.

⌨️ "Uses Caps Lock for confidence" — EVERYTHING HE WRITES LOOKS VERY IMPORTANT.

His "Skills" 🧠

All self-rated. No second opinions survived.

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Debugging

"Turns it off and on again" — also tried turning off the whole school once. 💀

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WiFi Engineering

"WiFi comes from the moon." He checked. Twice. With binoculars. 🔭

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Banana Coding

"Write Python on a banana with chalk." Edible if confused. Nutritious if you fail. 🐍

His Experiments 🔬

Funded by: ₹0. Powered by: Overconfidence. ⚡

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Smart Attendance System

"Marks Present even if Absent — finally a system that gets the school spirit." ✅👻

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AI Homework Excuse Predictor

"Top prediction: 'Sir, the dog ate my pen drive.' Accuracy: 97%." 🐕💾

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Hammer Debug Method™

"Hit the CPU if program crashes. 3 keyboards sacrificed. Patent Pending." 🪦⌨️

Still Not Convinced? 😂

Neither are the students. Or the computers. Or the toaster with RAM in it.

Contact John Anyway 🚀